The Fresh & Onlys – Yes or No

AND NOW CONTESTANTS – IT’S TIME FOR OUR GAME SHOW: YES OR NOOOOOO!!

We’re in the final round, now with Hipster Trainspotter left. As we all know, Hipster Trainspotter (or HT as his friends call him) loves indie music, books hailing from independent publishers and independently distributed films.

For those who don’t know the rules, YES OR NO is very simple. We play a song and the contestant has to answer a series of questions using the words YES or NO. If any questions are answered incorrectly the player is out of the game. Let’s play the track:

Right, let’s begin …

Are the Fresh & Onlys part of the new wave of Garage Music?

Yes!

Is this track their new single

Yes!

Is it an uplifting melodic track which the band have only hinted at with their past albums

Yes!

Does it have a surfing vibe that makes you wish you could wear sunglasses and a tacky Hawaian shirt?

Yes!

Well HT, you’ve answered all questions correctly, BUT its time for the bonus round. Get this answer right and you win everything! Here we go …

My dog has no nose. How does it smell?

Terrible!

WRONG!! You were supposed to answer a yes or no. Any answer would have been correct. You lose!

… And that concludes our current YES OR NO session. Next week we have a contestant who only listens to Japanese Imports on a discman and reads books from publishers who utilise recyclable paper – GOODNIGHT!